love bandits

there are these bandits. love bandits. bandits d'amour.
they work in two's.
they take love from other people and then lavish it on one another - leftovers from expensive dinners, gifts, vacation photos and souvenirs.
The bandits appropriate the sweet nothings of their unwitting victims and whisper them, in turn, to the objects of their affection.
They re-post love notes sent originally to them by earnest admirers.
They appropriate the very caresses applied to them in order to court and adore each other.
They are gypsies on the emotional landscape and only have to fear that their lover is robbing them as they are robbing another, instead of sharing the full spoils of their thievery.