Action Girl

I put on my new shoes - the black quasi-sneaker-mary-jane-hybrid ones with the orange stitching - and turned into an action hero.

It helps that I'm dressed all in black and that my hair is up in a functional-yet-fetching ponytail.

Still.

I'm the one who got the two PhD's before she'd hit her mid-twenties.
I'm the one who usually works in the lab or at HQ but who, when we join the story in progress - shortly after the opening credits have rolled - is called out for what should be some routine field work but which turns into international spy action adventure.
I'm the one who's like Emma Peale but kinda cooler.
I'm Emma Peale if she were Tina Fey.

These shoes, clearly, an excellent purchase.